Long night drinking? want to buy things that are cool? We know stuff you'll like.
Bathroom Stuff You Want
Flush Yourself In
Under $5
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Turn your bathroom into a magical place without flushing your cash down the toilet.
"How Harry Potter Should Have Ended"
You Want One, Trust Us
Under $25
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Anyone who has been to Japan will likely tell you the thing they miss most is the amazing toilets. Not only will this keep you feeling cleaner, but potentially save 100's on toilet paper too! And while Japanese toilets can cost thousands, this easy attachment pocket change.
"Flushable" wipes are anything but. Most contain plastic that not only doesn't break down and cause massive sewer backups, but also harm the environment. Wipes that find their way to the ocean are mistaken as jellyfish that sea turtles eat and then die.
Keep the Party Going Shower Head
Under $20
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Whether you just need to cool down after a night at the club, or enjoy a cold beer in a hot shower, this light up shower head will keep you raving about your amazing night.
"Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s more of a soap opera."
Han Solo Carbonite Shower
Under $25
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If there were ever a character who would approve of the cold beer in a hot shower trend, it would be Han Solo. This shower curtain makes the perfect addition to any fanboy's (or fangirl's) bathroom.
"Science Has Proven Shower Beers Are Healthy, Make You Smarter, More creative." ...The title says it all, and we're sure it's true. Sure, they may be missing like ALL citations, except for one that links to a WebMd article and another that just links to another of their articles on why alcohol is awesome. But that could just be how things are now, right? (No, it's not.) But it's fun to pretend drinking is healthy, isn't it?
Clean Cat
Under $20
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Because it's possibly the most ridiculous addition to your bathroom you could possibly find. And that is worth every penny.
"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more."
Talking Toilet Paper
Under $15
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Want to freak out your friends next time they come over for drinks? Record a message for them that will play when using the toilet. The possibilities are endless.
The correct way to hang the toilet paper on the roll has been a heated debate in many households but "the inventor of perforated toilet paper Seth Wheeler illustrated his new and futuristic creation with the paper going up and over the roll." So there you have it. Over it is.
Star Wars Aim Reminder
Under $10
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You may need a little reminder to be careful after a night on the town with friends. This toilet seat decal will help you remember to "Aim like a Jedi, Not a Stormtrooper.
Grooming Apron
Under $15
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Bath bombs were first invented in 1989, when product inventor and Lushco-founder Mo Constantine was inspired by the fast-fizzing action of the Alka Seltzer.
Never Miss at Night, motion sensor toilet light
Under $20
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Simple concept. Must have for those drunken stumble to the bathroom. The motion sensor lights up the toilet so you don't have to turn on harsh lights or a noisy fan that make it harder to pass out again.
"Arthur Giblin is believed to have invented the first flushable toilet."