Long night drinking? want to buy things that are cool? We know stuff you'll like.
Geeky Under $25
Portal Gun
Under $15
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If only you could zap yourself to a spa that would magically-erm-scientifically remove all your toxins and eliminate hangover. Well... at least you can play with this awesome toy to take your mind off things.
Rick and Morty, "Morty Steals The Portal Gun"
Magic Mug
Under $25
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Do you solemnly swear you are up to no good? Are you going to need some coffee to help guide your way in the morning? This mug is for you then. Themed after the marauder's map, the image will change from solid black to reveal the infamous quote with hot liquid. Clearly full of dark magic.
"Perhaps no students (even including Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger and Tom Riddle) have ever explored the castle and grounds of Hogwarts as thoroughly and illicitly as the four creators and contributors to the Marauder’s Map: James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew."
We Can Do It Unicorn Style
Under $20
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Why do people think unicorns are "girly" and why is that a bad thing? Just like women, they are strong and magical enough to do just about anything. Weather your wearing this in the kitchen, garden, or the garage while fixing your car, it will help you get the job done with geeky flair.
Charlie the Unicorn
Szechuan Sauce T-shirt
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Up to a size 3X means you can eat just about all the Szechuan sauce you can handle and not worry about the shirt not fitting. So next time you stand on the sidewalk carrying a sign demanding the sauce, you'll be dressed like you mean it.
"After first being introduced in 1998 to promote the film Mulan, the sauce gained a cult following, stoked by the television series Rick and Morty, which made an episode featuring the sauce. Fans of the show took to the streets in October when a limited release of the sauce quickly ran out."
Feisty Pet Unicorn
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When cute and cuddly just won't do. Unicorns can be so much more than "pretty." They can be pretty bad a$$! Doesn't just make a great drinking buddy, but a cranky partner to suffer through the next morning with too.
"Late Unicorns" Robot Chicken
Hogwarts Woven Tapestry / Blanket
Under $25
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Hang it on the wall, or drape it over the couch, this will add a warmth to your home more efficient than butter beer.
"On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?"
"About nine and three quarters."
Makeup Magic
Under $20
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For the skilled transfiguration enthusiast. This set of makeup brushes will make getting ready to go out for a night on the town feel like you're casting an advanced glamour charm. Ollivander himself would be jealous of these wands.
"It is said that the name means ‘he who owns the olive wand’, which suggests that the original Ollivander arrived in Britain from a Mediterranean country (olive trees not being native to the UK)"
To Open the Doors
Under $20
even after shipping
There's nothing worse than waking up after a night on the town and wondering where you left your keys. With the Alohomora key hook, worry no more. With a key hook this cool, the desire to use it will be almost magical.
The spell to open doors is also known as "the thief's friend."
Doormat, Get Schwifty
Under $25
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The perfect welcome mat for those "riggity riggity wrecked" parties you throw. The only better doormat in the multiverse, is Jerry.
"Jerry's Most Pathetic/Funny Moments"
Pokeball Bath Bombs
Under $20
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Gotta Relax with 'em all! And win the prize of course. Yup, these bath bombs dissolve away leaving behind a little toy, adding some nostalgic fun to the avid fan's bathtime.
Bath bombs were first invented in 1989, when product inventor and Lushco-founder Mo Constantine was inspired by the fast-fizzing action of the Alka Seltzer.
Timey Wimey Decale
Under $25
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Wall decals are a great affordable way to decorate your home, and show your geeky pride. So long as you don't have a crack in your wall, of course.
The spell to open doors is also known as "the thief's friend."
Rick and Morty's Daily Grind
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Rick is known to drink to excess. But if you don't think he occasionally enjoys other occupations, you clearly aren't a fan of the show. He has all kinds of misadventures that grind him down.
Adam Ruins Everything, "The Sinister Reason Weed is Illegal."
FLUXX Doctor Who Edition
Under $15
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How many regenerations does it take to win a game of Fluxx? With this Mensa award winning game, you'll feel as smart as the Doctor as you play your way to the finish.
"Wizard clothing might be said to be frozen in time, harking back to the seventeenth century, when they went into hiding. "
Scary Terry
Under $20
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You can run but you can't resist Scary Terry. Keep him in your home so when you pass out from a long night drinking, you will have a friend to go on adventures with in your dreams.
"Welcome to your nightmare, b**ch!"
Adult Coloring Book
Under $15
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Relieve the stress of the day by grabbing some colored pencils, maybe a beer or glass of wine, and just zone out to coloring. You'll create art certain to be so beautiful even Vincent and the Doctor would think they deserve to be hung in a gallery. (You may want to order some frames too!)
Hermione Granger explaining her handbag:
"Undetectable Extension Charm. Tricky, but I think I've done it okay; anyway, I managed to fit everything we need in here."
Pokeball Serving Bowls
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If you like entertaining friends who are just as geeky as you, these serving bowls are a must for any pregame, or after hours, gathering.
"16 Cocktails Every Pokemon Master Must Try," by BuzzFeed
3D Illusion Lamp
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This "lamp" will project 3 different Star Wars designs, which will appear to be 3D. So either set the mood for those Star Wars marathons, or use them for those drunken stumbles to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
"Scientists have developed a nano-material device that they say creates the highest-quality holographic images ever produced – meaning Star Wars-style 3D apparitions are closer than ever to being a reality."
Tardis Plates (set of 4)
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Having a Doctor Who marathon party? These amazing plates are perfect to serve up snacks for your guests. Or, you know, just use them for meals. They're awesome enough they deserve to be used as often as possible.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone:
"‘Now, don’t forget that nice wrist movement we’ve been practising!’ squeaked Professor Flitwick, perched on top of his pile of books as usual. ‘Swish and flick, remember, swish and flick.'"
Mr. Poopybutthole Plush
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We all need a friend. A real friend. And that's Mr. Poopy Butthold, for sure. He'll never betray you, and even possibly forgive you for shooting him. He's that awesome.
Dan Harmon said that Mr. Poopybutthole is actually an "adult Meeseeks" in a promotional video. It's likely he was joking, but the level of sarcasm used combined with the video editing makes it difficult to tell for sure.
Gryffindor Snuggie Style
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Reading your favorite Harry Potter book is twice as magical when your blanket has sleeves to let you hold it and turn the pages. You'll be in true Hogwarts fashion as you join Harry on his adventures again, and again.
"Wizard clothing might be said to be frozen in time, harking back to the seventeenth century, when they went into hiding. "
Beetlejuice, Handbook for the Recently Deceased
Under $15
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A fast favorite. Whether you use it to journal about the adventures you had out on the town, keep track of favorite drink recipes, or just as a coffee table book, this thing is just plain awesome for existing at all. And just like the movie, it is hard cover. But certainly does not read like stereo instructions.
"So You're Dead. Now What?"