Long night drinking? want to buy things that are cool? We know stuff you'll like.
Kitchen Stuff You Want
Ice Genie 2 pack
Under $15
free shipping
This Ice maker really does work like magic. (see it in action.) You can use it as an wine bottle chiller, a koozie, or just to make an amazing amount of ice, fast! And it has a lid, which means spilling water all over the freezer in those awkward trays is a thing of the past, and it won't absorb gross freezer smell either.
"BAIKAL ICE live sound" - Listen to the awesome sound of ice played in rhythm
Space Knives
Under $50
free shipping
Say that again with us. SPACE KNIVES! As far as stuff for your kitchen goes, you got to admit, that's pretty awesome. And chances are, you're going to spend at least $50 on a quality set of knives anyway. Why not make them extra fun to use?
One of the coolest knife restoration videos we've seen. Oddly satisfying to watch.
No Ouchies Gloves
Under $15
free shipping with Prime
If you come home from the bars and think, man, "I'd really like to make some food," or are even just accident prone sober... you're going to want to get these cut resistant gloves. These are popular in professional kitchens, to help avoid losing fingers or bleeding into the main course.
"Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don't fall at least 10 times, then you're not skiing hard enough."
-Guy Fieri
Not Just for Onions, but Let's be Honest, You want it for Onions, Chopper.
Under $25
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This thing has over 4,000 reviews. 4,000! And almost all of them are 5 stars. So, if you are trying to eat healthier so you can afford to have a few more calories at the bar, this will help. Only down side we see? If you tend to cry into your beer, you won't be able to blame the onions anymore.
"Onions produce the chemical irritant known as syn-propanethial-S-oxide. It stimulates the eyes' lachrymal glands so they release tears. ...The synthase enzyme converts the amino acids sulfoxides of theonion into sulfenic acid."
Not A Colander, But Kind of a Colander
Under $15
even after shipping
Colanders are dumb, because I'm lazy, and don't want to wash it. If you're like us, you tend to just take a spoon and try to push back the pasta as you pour the water out. Wasting a bunch of delicious noodles for your late night mac and cheese. Not only does this stop the waste, but it stores and cleans so much easier than a regular colander. And almost 2,000 reviews seem to agree. Comes in other colors but red is cheapest for some weird reason. At least tomatoes won't stain it.
One of the coolest knife restoration videos we've seen. Oddly satisfying to watch.
PIZZAZZ, because Pizza.
Under $50
free shipping with Prime
Every year, hundreds of thousands of frozen pizzas meet an untimely end after the bars close. They lay forgotten in the oven, shrivelled and burned. And the owner goes hungry, fanning the smoke detector, praying the neighbors don't wake up. Pizzazz not only rotates your pizza for a perfectly even finish, but has a timer that will automatically shut off the heating element. No more smoke, and hungry bellies.
"The average American eats a whopping 6,000 slices in a lifetime!"
Pancake Maker
Under $150
free shipping with Prime
If there's anything more popular than pizza after closing time, it's pancakes. And finally, someone make a pancake maker that actually works well. On omelets too, if you have gluten free friends. Now where did we put the syrup?
Pancake races are a thing and usually take place on "pancake day" which Americans know as "Fat Tuesday," (the day before lent.) Mardi Gras, move over!