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Ren Faire cosplay (masculine)

Midieval Knight

Under $50

If you are questing for the holy grail for your next glass of wine, this is the costume for you.

Video Clip:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Bridge of Death

Ren Faire Hooded Cloak

Under $25

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Whether you're dressing as a thief in a tavern, or a drunken monk brewing the finest ale, this cloak will get the job done.

Trivia, Alcohol, History:
"The Rule of Saint Benedict says monks and nuns should live by the labours of their own hands and not accept charity. One way monks have traditionally raised funds is through brewing and selling beer."

Leather Frog

Under $10

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The sword isn't included, but that's okay. It's still quality for pennies. And it's probably best if you sober up before playing with swords anyways, isn't it?

Video Clip:
Princess Bride Sword Fight

Medieval Crusader Sword

Under $50

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Just, sober up first and don't poke your eye out. We've heard you can go blind playing with swords too much.

Trivia, History:

"A Medieval sword also held great symbolic importance and featured strongly in the formal Ceremony of Knighthood. This symbolic meaning was even illustrated in the Medieval swords design as the crossguard (quillion), formed across the handle of the sword, resembled a Christian cross. Giving a Knight the 'Right' to use the sword in defence of the Christian religion."

Peasant Shirt

Under $25

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This shirt can be used for just about any style ren faire costume. From stable boy to tavern master, page to pirate.

Quotes:

"The discovery of a good wine is increasingly better for mankind than the discovery of a new star." -Leonardo da Vinci

Medieval Coin Purse

Under $25

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Once upon a time they didn't have cell phones. I know, hard to believe, right!? Avoid strange looks and ridicule as you slip through time at the Ren Faire, by stowing yours safely inside an authentic looking coin purse.

Quotes:

Little John: You know somethin', Robin. I was just wonderin', are we good guys or bad guys? You know, I mean, uh? Our robbin' the rich to feed the poor.

Robin Hood: Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That's a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.

Little John: Borrow? Boy, are we in debt.

Viking Ox Horn Chalice

Under $35

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If you are going to take part in the pub crawl, why not do it in style with some viking flair?

Trivia, History:

"Mead was drank before men knew how to harness the mead making process; mead fermented naturally on its own when a beehive combined with rainwater and yeast in the air."

Wine Red Belt Pouch

Under $15

Sturdy and easy to slip over any belt or even a length of rope, which makes it that much harder for brigands to pilfer. You worked hard for your drinking money. Keep it safe!

Etymology:

Purse: Old English pursa "little bag made of leather," especially for carrying money, from Medieval Latin bursa "leather purse" ... from Late Latin bursa, variant of byrsa "hide," from Greek byrsa "hide, leather." Change of b- to p-perhaps by influence of Old English pusa, Old Norse posi "bag."

Green Rogue Tunic

Under $20

The best part of being Robin Hood? Hanging out with Friar Tuck and all that delicious ale. ...And helping out the poor and seeing justice served is pretty cool too, of course. But this amazingly priced shirt comes in several colors besides the classic Robin Hood green.

Video Clip:

Disney's Robin Hood Classic

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