Long night drinking? want to buy things that are cool? We know stuff you'll like.
Rick & Morty Toys And Memorabilia
Portal Gun
Under $15
free shipping with Prime
If only you could zap yourself to a spa that would magically-erm-scientifically remove all your toxins and eliminate hangover. Well... at least you can play with this awesome toy to take your mind off things.
Rick and Morty, "Morty Steals The Portal Gun"
Mr. Poopybutthole Plush
Under $20
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We all need a friend. A real friend. And that's Mr. Poopy Butthold, for sure. He'll never betray you, and even possibly forgive you for shooting him. He's that awesome.
Dan Harmon said that Mr. Poopybutthole is actually an "adult Meeseeks" in a promotional video. It's likely he was joking, but the level of sarcasm used combined with the video editing makes it difficult to tell for sure.
Szechuan Sauce T-shirt
Under $25
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Up to a size 3X means you can eat just about all the Szechuan sauce you can handle and not worry about the shirt not fitting. So next time you stand on the sidewalk carrying a sign demanding the sauce, you'll be dressed like you mean it.
"After first being introduced in 1998 to promote the film Mulan, the sauce gained a cult following, stoked by the television series Rick and Morty, which made an episode featuring the sauce. Fans of the show took to the streets in October when a limited release of the sauce quickly ran out."
Mr. Meeseeks, Box of Fun
Under $35
+ free shipping
When just watching the show isn't enough. This game will have you and your friends trying to fulfill requests until you want to die. Existence is pain .
“We Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry! We are created to serve a singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry! And we will do anything to alleviate that pain!”
Doormat, Get Schwifty
Under $25
+ free shipping
The perfect welcome mat for those "riggity riggity wrecked" parties you throw. The only better doormat in the multiverse, is Jerry.
"Jerry's Most Pathetic/Funny Moments"
Rick and Morty's Daily Grind
Under $20
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Rick is known to drink to excess. But if you don't think he occasionally enjoys other occupations, you clearly aren't a fan of the show. He has all kinds of misadventures that grind him down.
Adam Ruins Everything, "The Sinister Reason Weed is Illegal."
Scary Terry
Under $20
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You can run but you can't resist Scary Terry. Keep him in your home so when you pass out from a long night drinking, you will have a friend to go on adventures with in your dreams.
"Welcome to your nightmare, b**ch!"
Can't Decide Gift Pack
Under $40
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There are so many awesome Rick and morty things out there, it can be hard to decide on a single item. This makes it easy, gathering some of the best stuff all in one spot.
"Well then get your s**t together, get it all together, and put it in a backpack, all your s**t, so it’s together... And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know. Take it to the s**t store and sell it, or put it in the s**t museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together... Get your s**t together." -Morty
Meeseeks Pajamas
Under $40
+ free shipping
You're Mr. Meeseeks! Look at you! You'll feel like you can do anything in these Meeseeks pajamas. Maybe even get a good night's sleep.