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Sneaky Alcohol Stuff

Lotion Bottle Disguise       

Under $10

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Perfect for concerts or sporting events. (Outdoor ones are ideal.) But you can also make great use of these smuggler flasks for cruise ships. Just don't let anyone see you squeeze your "lotion" into your soda.

Trivia, Alcohol:

"In 1933, the 21st Amendment to the Constitution was passed and ratified, ending national Prohibition. After the repeal of the 18th Amendment, some states continued Prohibition by maintaining statewide temperance laws."

Cruise Ship Flask          

Under $10

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It isn't much to look at, but that's kinda the point with this one. Following the instructions is important, according to the reviews, but it is one of the highest rated cruise ship smuggling flasks on the market. While cruise attendants can sometimes spot fake brands of products, these are designed to be hidden completely.

Trivia, Alcohol:

During prohibition, "'cruises to nowhere,' aka 'booze cruises,' were an industry that sprouted from prohibition. Ships would sail out to international waters, were they could legally serve alcohol; the ship would typically cruise in circles."

Water Bottle Sealed Caps    

Under $5

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Where there's water... The idea here is simple. While many places don't allow outside alcohol, bottled water is still permitted. So save an empty water bottle. Fill it with any clear liquid alcohol. Put the "unbroken" seal on. And you're set.  Just make sure you test it for leaks.

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A popular clip from Archer, exploring Woodhouse's shady past.

Ice Pack Flask            

Under $10

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These are perfect for those slushy mixed drinks you can get now. Freeze to actually use them as ice packs for your other beverages. (Works best with a straw, if you can drink away from prying eyes.) Or, just fill with your favorite booze and discretely pour into your soda cup. Whatever suits you best.

Trivia, Alcohol:

"During Prohibition, 18th Amendment supporters tried to have the Bible rewritten by removing all references to alcohol."

Wine Bottle & Glass Holder            

Under $20

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Don't count on this getting booze into concerts as much as you would just hiding what you are drinking. Have a gathering where beer is frowned upon? Don't want to get judged or lectured at the family reunion for needing a couple sips to help tolerate your racist grandfather? Set those around you at ease by drinking "coffee" instead.

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"Larry goes to the Market"

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