Long night drinking? want to buy things that are cool? We know stuff you'll like.
Star Wars Stuff
Star Wars R2-D2 Operation Game
Under $50
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While nothing has driven us to drink quite like certain episodes. (You know the ones.) This makes us mad all the same. This was the best Star Wars themed item ever. It's the Operation game as you would expect, but instead of buzzing when you touched the sides, it made classic R2-D2 whistles and blips. Now only found as a collectible in "very good" or "like new" condition. It is no longer in production as Hasbro has redesigned the game with BB8 instead, which doesn't make cool noises.
Video Clip, Star Wars Behind the Scenes:
Creating R2-D2's Voice
Death Star Ice Mold (2 pack)
Under $10
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Nothing is better suited to keep your Star Wars themed cocktails chilled than a Death Star. But for those who prefer to keep things a little on the dark side, you can also fill them with chocolate to make any fan amazingly nerdy candy, perfect for birthdays, stocking stuffers or Easter baskets. Or... just because. Like you need an excuse to have candy.
Ingredients: 1 oz Jagermeister, 1 oz triple sec, 1 oz vodka, 1 oz whiskey, 2 oz sweet and sour mix,
2 oz (or more) cola
Directions: Place all ingredients into a glass with a Death Star ice sphere in it and stir to mix ingredients.
Han Solo Carbonite Shower
Under $25
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If there were ever a character who would approve of the cold beer in a hot shower trend, it would be Han Solo. This shower curtain makes the perfect addition to any fanboy's (or fangirl's) bathroom.
"Science Has Proven Shower Beers Are Healthy, Make You Smarter, More creative." ...The title says it all, and we're sure it's true. Sure, they may be missing like ALL citations, except for one that links to a WebMd article and another that just links to another of their articles on why alcohol is awesome. But that could just be how things are now, right? (No, it's not.) But it's fun to pretend drinking is healthy, isn't it?
3D Illusion Lamp
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This "lamp" will project 3 different Star Wars designs, which will appear to be 3D. So either set the mood for those Star Wars marathons, or use them for those drunken stumbles to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
"Scientists have developed a nano-material device that they say creates the highest-quality holographic images ever produced – meaning Star Wars-style 3D apparitions are closer than ever to being a reality."
Star Wars Coffee
Under $15
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Take your Starbucks coffee to the next level by using a Star Wars mug. Undeniably better for the environment than the disposable cups, many coffee chains and fast food locations will allow you to bring your own cup in now instead of using the "disposable" styrofoam or plastic ones they provide. Some will even give you a discount for doing so.
"By bringing in any personal cup, you qualify for a $.10 off cup discount regardless of the size of the beverage. You will be charged for the closest cup size, but not larger than the size of the personal cup."
Star Wars Aim Reminder
Under $10
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You may need a little reminder to be careful after a night on the town with friends. This toilet seat decal will help you remember to "Aim like a Jedi, Not a Stormtrooper.
Death Star Waffles
Under $40
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Star Wars shaped breakfast items. It may not blow up planets, but it blows our mind. Seriously, it's just too awesome to mention. Star Wars, plus syrup. Who'da thunk! Great for soaking up that last bit of alcohol from the night before.
Chicken and waffles sounds gross to someone who has never heard of the combination before. But it's actually quite delicious if you know the origins of its popularity. It comes from a time when yeast bread was scarce and expensive, as it took a long time to make. According to SavorDallas.com "Adding a waffle may seem exotic, ... but it’s really not far removed from chicken and biscuits or chicken and corn bread – a waffle being a form of 'quick bread.'”
These Are the Salt and Pepper Shakers You're Looking For
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Salt and pepper shakers come in just about every style, color, and shape you can imagine. There's a reason some people collect them. This pair strikes that perfect balance between grown up functionality, while keeping elements of childhood nostalgia. Not just for salt and pepper, of course. Also great for movie nights filled with your favorite popcorn seasonings.
Life Hack, Food:
If you enjoy the finer powder popcorn salt and/or seasonings, but find they clump up over time there are two things to try. 1. let your popcorn cool before topping. The steam from the still warm popcorn rises straight into the shaker your holding over it. 2. Add fresh unpopped kernels to the shaker. They will attempt to absorb some of that moisture, but also make it easier to break the clumps up/keep the clumps small.
Watch My Pizza BB-8
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If you're the type to get home and throw a pizza in the oven, only to start watching youtube videos (or shopping) and then forget about your pizza until your home fills with a distinct charcoal smell, you need BB-8's help. A timer so fun you'll never forget to set him. Complete with lights and sounds.
The most reviled time of day? Four in the morning. As can be eloquently seen on TED Talks
Darth Baker
Under $15
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For those who like their cookies on the dark side. This amazing apron will have you baking/grilling/cooking so much you'll feel force choked.
Robot Chicken presents "Death Star Orientation."
Chewbacca Pillow Buddy
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Who says teddy bear comforts are just for kids? You can have your own Chewy at your side as if he's sworn a life debt. These body pillows also come in Darth Vader, BB-8, Yoda, and Storm Trooper designs, but keep in mind prices vary.
Trivia, Star Wars:
"Chewbacca's life debt to Han Solo began after Solo, then an officer in the Imperial Navy, saved the Wookiee from slavery. Chewbacca's debt to Solo later expanded to include his wife Leia Organa Solo, his children Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin, and his brother-in-law Luke Skywalker." However, any true fanboy will know that the Star Wars franchise has chosen to ignore the cannon of the novels in the production of episodes 7 and onward.
Light Saber Water Bottle
Under $10
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With your trusty light saber water bottle you won't go thirsty next time you're caught on the dunes of Tattooine.
Warning: Not recommended for Bantha Milk.
"Ingredients: 3 ounces of milk,1 ounce of cream, 1 ounce of coconut rum,1 ounce of amaretto, 2 ounces of blue curacao
Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake for 20-30 seconds until chilled. Serve in a chilled glass. It tastes like a creamsicle! The almond and coconut flavors help reduce the orange flavor and create a sweeter drink that is a lovely shade of blue."